You shouldn't be naked in public unless you're at a nude beach, reside in a nudist colony, or are on Dating Naked. A Massachusetts man who was arrested for doing nude yard work apparently didn't get that memo.
The Smoking Gun reports that Ricardo Capra was arrested on Monday after being spotted using a leaf blower (in the nude) in the driveway of his Shrewsbury, Mass. home. Capra, who authorities say was "intoxicated and belligerent," was causing quite the spectacle, as passing cars took to creeping past to snap pictures.
The 69-year-old was charged with open and gross lewdness. In the future, he'll probably keep naked use of appliances indoors.
[via The Smoking Gun]
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