In need of marriage counseling or advice on how to make love last? We have great news: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially OK to use as your primary sources of life coaching and sagely wisdom.
That’s because, as of this morning, KimYe has officially lasted 73 days. Yes, that's 24 hours longer than Kim’s previous marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries! Naturally, this news means that Kim has figured marriage out and can now begin dispensing advice to the world.
Like Oprah and Dr. Phil before her, Kim clearly knows what it takes to sustain true love through those horribly difficult times, like during the engagement and planning the multi-million dollar wedding of your dreams. She’s learned that to survive those grueling first 73 days, you have to take pleasure in the little things like trips to Ibiza and matching leather jackets.
Really, the question is: how can Kim share her secret for success with the rest of the world? A talk show seems perfect; Kim takes a troubled couple, sits them down, and swaps stories about how she made the "third time the charm" when it came to marriage. (Hint: it involves Kanye not being around much.)
Or maybe her future is as host of a Bachelor-esque ripoff? After all, nobody knows more about “forever love” than Kim. She’s found it not once, not twice, but three times! Clearly, she’s got plenty of advice to give to help others fine "the one."
Whatever avenue she decides to take, Kim is basically guaranteed to make millions. Because…America.
[via Daily Mail]
