We actually live in a world where criminals take time out of their busy schedule of doing illegal things to take photos of themselves doing illegal things. This says so much about the vanity and stupidity of Internet culture. That being said, let he among us who could have a sack of money in front of a bathroom mirror and not pause to snap a photo of themselves making it rain cast the first stone. If you are going to take a photo of yourself mid-crime, we have two tips for you. First, make sure your face is totally covered. Then, make sure it looks awesome, as it is likely the last photo you'll be taking for a long time, and could very well be published in your hometown newspaper.