Raise your hand if you broke an arm climbing through your best friend's window like Sam on Nickelodeon's Clarissas Explains It All. Or maybe you weren't that adventurous, and instead just decorated your bedroom with Keith Haring posters, like the kids show heroine. If you or a friend had these ideas, congratulations, you were born in the late '80s (or early '90s).
Raised by '90s television (instead of, um, parents), you likely had a variety of colorful ideas about how to live and have fun growing up. Hopefully you weren't raised exclusively by D-Generation X, and were exposed to activities that didn't result in injuries/detention/ass-kickings.
You probably drew on sources as wide-ranging as Salute Your Shorts and Charmed. You probably did all of the following because '90s TV shows told you to.