Brand Represented: Hawaiian Punch
Year Introduced: 1962
He smiled in your face, offered you some punch, then knocked the shit out of you, and somehow his slogan, "Let's Have a Party," was supposed to make sense. Folks were also supposed to turn a blind eye to those antler-like tentacles springing out of his head perpetratin' as a cool hairstyle. Considering the violence and questionable coiffure choices, it's evident that his drink was spiked (at the very least). He's since undergone anger management and/or substance abuse counseling, so the KO-free parties can commence.