As if President Obama's re-election wasn't satisfying enough, women in the DMV area have something else to gush over: Trojan will be handing out free vibrators in D.C. next week.

On Tuesday, they'll park a Pleasure Cart in front of the Park at Fourteenth nightclub (920 14th St. NW) to distribute heaven in a box, for free. Both the "Tri-Phoria" and "Pulse" vibrators will be available, both of which usually run for $30 and $40.

Anticipate long lines.

[via DCist]