Date: July 7, 2009 

An unnamed 16-year-old kept two female college students locked out of their MySpace and Facebook pages, requesting nude photos in exchange for full control of their profiles. According to the teen, he guessed the victims’ passwords, but the Oregon State Police one-upped him and subpoenaed both social networking sites to obtain the hacker’s address via traced emails. The kid seriously went through all that work to see naked college chicks when he had a universe of online porn right in front of him. How pathetic.