Two idiots—25-year-old Ilyass Nabih and 29-year-old Thony Sengsoulya—made it very easy for Massachusetts cops to arrest them Monday after they were spotted doing heroin right outside of the police station in Lawrence. A cop saw them seated in a car, taking up two spots, shooting dope in plain sight. When he informed them that they were breaking the law in the worst possible place, Nabih simply said, "I know, I messed up." 

Both men claimed they drove to the police station to report a car accident they were in earlier, but that doesn't explain the random need to do heroin on the spot, nor did it save them from arrest. Nabih analyzed the situation quite accurately: "I'm stupid."

No arguments there.

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[via The Huffington Post]