Kate Upton


Modeling Credentials: She is currently queen of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Acting Resume: Tower Heist (2011), The Three Stooges (2012)

Not to simplify, but when you're as flat-out gorgeous as Kate, you can probably do what you want. If she told the Knicks she wanted to play point guard, they'd be like, "Well, ok, we'll give you a shot."

Acting Skills: 3 out of 10