30. Steve Bak's Dogs of War

1989, Amiga

Apparently the main character of Steve Bak's Dogs of War bears a striking resemblance to Rambo, though we have no way of confirming that, since the fucking name of the game is covering up the guy's face. And since Steve Bak has no Wikipedia entry, there's no way for us to ever find out just who the hell he was. …Just kidding!