Baby Daddy: Adam Dell
Adam Dell, the brother of the Dell founder, could be called “unambitious” for not spending any of his plenty of free time to spend with their child. You could also call him a jerk. He let his lawyers go to the media and a public court, where all the files are searchable online, to file a custody battle against Lakshmi.

Evidently for Dell, the lawsuit is less about the child and more about humiliating Lakshmi by calling her heartless and promiscuous. Lakshmi did call Dell superficial and uninteresting, but, in his defense, we say it’s hard to be interesting when your mindset is conniving and stuck at a middle school drama level.