Just because you don't have a date tonight doesn't mean Valentine's Day has to be S.A.D. (Singles Awareness Day). Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, just do what we do: spend all day fantasizing about your perfect woman.
This year we decided to externalize that fantasy, and naturally, like all our fantasies, it came out in list form. Thus, we present to you the 14 aspects of our perfect Valentine—one video game girl at a time. She may not exist, but that doesn't mean we can't dream, right?