Viral Date: March 2006

Ever get your Mom's 14 year-old senile cat stoned? Ever video tape him freaking out, and then use iMovie to make a bunch of subtitles over the track because it "sounds like he's talking"? Win a fat check from an audience laughter-tracked television show with this very idea!

ABC, who first premiered this video on its television show America's Funniest Home Videos apparently doesn't speak cat. Don Piano is actually saying, "Kill me, kill me now. Kill me long Don Johnson."