The Ex

(A.K.A. Tried and True)

Lines to use:

"I resolve to remember how good I had it with you."

"I resolve to stop wookin' pa nub in all the wrong places."

"I resolve to remind you how good you had it with me."

Line to avoid:

"I resolve to stop making fun of your cankles... But there's still five minutes 'til midnight, so here goes: You auditioning for an episode of 'Ren & Stumpy'? Yo, your high-tops called—they surrender! Damn, are those socks or sausage casings?!"