3. Nicki Minaj
Skills: multiple personalities
Weakness: Lil' Kim
Potential game: Final Fantasy VII-2: Still Crazy
With multiple personalities, Nicki's a perfect fit for yet another Final Fantasy VII spin-off. Her psychological disorder bears a striking resemblance to Cloud's; she's not sure who she is, and her identity crisis manifests in her actions. Plus we're pretty sure they both have special powers.