So, you and your main bitch have been going steady for some time now and finally it's come to this: she's withholding sexual favors/home cooking/fantastic combinations of the two—unless you go to her parents' house for the holidays.

Do not panic, brother. As always, your friends at Complex are here to make sure you can weather the storm that is her mommy and daddy so that you get through the holidays in one piece.

Here are the 10 things you don’t do while visiting your girl’s parents.