Date: Aug. 16, 2010

Once Apple panned the mobile gaming leaders (Nintendo and Sony) during a 2009 iPod event, Sony responded by taking shots at the iPhone's lack of quality game titles. PSP spokesperson Marcus Rivers (portrayed by Role Models child star Bobb'e Jaques Thompson) clowns an iPhone user for using the handset as a gaming system, stating its only worth using for "texting your gradma," to which the clueless Applephile comprehends at a stoner pace.