3. Street Cleaning Simulator's inevitable rise to glory

In this illuminating video, the Gamespot community hails Street Cleaning Simulator as a life-alteringly good "true spiritual successor to Halo 3." It's also been called the "Three Wolf Moon" of video games, which we can only assume means that it's so amazing that it literally grants everyone who plays it wizard-like abilities.

And though it eventually made it into Gamespot's top ten highest rated games, it took almost three months for the world to recognize its greatness. Even Kim Kardashian's divorce, equally inevitable, didn't take that long, although it may take even longer for Humphries to recover once Kardashian's "celebrity lawyer" Laura Wasser is done with him.