Gillian Anderson

Profession: Actress

Age: 43

Agent Dana Scully was a teenage punk rocker who lost her virginity at age 13 and was voted "Most Bizarre," "Class Clown," "Most Likely to Go Bald," and "Most Likely to Be Arrested" by her high school classmates in Grand Rapids, MI. Holy adolescent angst Batman, with teen years like those, no wonder homegirl was a little p-noid about aliens.