Where are all the Umbra Witches and how can we get one? Bayonetta was a serious mind trip that made us think “Dante who?” once the action picked up. The main lady’s rival, Jeanne, was just a tad bit more badass. Gray eyes, platinum colored hair and an extra tight red jumpsuit made Jeanne our favorite killer witch at first sight. She can do the same things as that Sarah Palin look-alike, and do it even better at times. Her pistols are named “All 4 One?” She gets extra points for being a Brand Nubian fan.