REMAKE: O.NCE BITTEN

What's one remake of a 1985 vampire horror-comedy when you could have two? On the heels of Fright Night, about a teenager who suspects his neighbor is a vampire, expect to see Once Bitten, the story of a sexy vampire Countess (Lauren Hutton) who tries to suck on a wifed-up high school virgin (Jim Carrey) three times to avoid aging and looking like the old corpse hag she is. Our choice to play the virgin, whose bite wounds cause him to act all kinds of Count Dracula lunatic? James Franco. In and out of art galleries, that dude always exhibits strange behavior.