The Wigsplitter

1 part vodka
1 part tequila
3 parts malt liquor

As expert mixologist Toby Maloney explained to us, "Vodka is...a flavor enhancer. It has no flavor in and of itself." So here it enhances malt liquor and tequila. The other nickname a friend coined for this drink is "My Apocalypse," with the "my" referring to whoever is drinking it. But if you're going to go out anyway, this is a fine way to do it. Come 2012, everybody will be sipping on this.

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