Oh, man, awesome. So we were just talking to comic-book writer extraordinaire Rick Remender—who also wrote Bulletstorm—and he mentioned this hilarious article that he'd just read that manages to pre-emptively blame the game for an uptick in rapes. Of course, we had to see it for ourselves, and it turns out it's even better than we imagined! Here's our favorite part:

“Violent video games like Bulletstorm have the potential to send the message that violence and insults with sexual innuendos are the way to handle disputes and problems,” Weichman said.

You didn't know? Sexual innuendoes solve everything. EVERYTHING! Balls. See? [Fox News, via Rick Remender]