If you've thus far failed to secure tickets to Beyoncé and Jay Z's On the Run II Tour, then this article about the predictably 🔥merch is probably going to sting.

The stadium tour I sincerely hope you're going to attend begins Wednesday (June 6), a day which is in fact today. Ahead of doors opening at the inaugural stop in Cardiff, photos of the aforementioned merch started popping up on social media. Among the early highlights, clearly, is a T-shirt emblazoned with the etymology of the word fuckery.

The Lemonade and 4:44-backed tour runs through October, stopping off in cities like Los Angeles and Houston for multiple dates in a row. Catch the full routing below.

  • June 9 Glasgow, UK Hampden Park
  • June 13 Manchester, UK Etihad Stadium
  • June 15 London, UK London Stadium 
  • June 19 Amsterdam, NL Amsterdam Arena
  • June 20 Amsterdam, NL Amsterdam Arena
  • June 23 Copenhagen, DK Parken Stadium
  • June 25 Stockholm, SW Friends Arena
  • June 28 Berlin, DE Olympiastadion
  • June 30 Warsaw, PL PGE Narodowy
  • July 3 Cologne, DE RheinEnergieStadion
  • July 6 Milan, IT San Siro
  • July 8 Rome, IT Stadio Olimpico
  • July 11 Barcelona, ES Olympic Stadium
  • July 14 Paris, FR Stade de France
  • July 17 Nice, FR Allianz Riviera
  • July 25 Cleveland, OH FirstEnergy Stadium
  • July 27 Washington, DC FedExField
  • July 28 Washington, DC FedExField
  • July 30 Philadelphia, PA Lincoln Financial Field
  • Aug. 2 E. Rutherford, NJ MetLife Stadium
  • Aug. 3 E. Rutherford, NJ MetLife Stadium
  • Aug. 5 Boston, MA Gillette Stadium
  • Aug. 8 Minneapolis, MN US Bank Stadium
  • Aug. 10 Chicago, IL Soldier Field
  • Aug. 11 Chicago, IL Soldier Field
  • Aug. 13 Detroit, MI Ford Field
  • Aug. 16 Columbus, OH Ohio Stadium
  • Aug. 18 Buffalo, NY New Era Field
  • Aug. 21 Columbia, SC Williams-Brice Stadium
  • Aug. 23 Nashville, TN Vanderbilt Stadium
  • Aug. 25 Atlanta, GA Mercedes Benz Stadium
  • Aug. 26 Atlanta, GA Mercedes Benz Stadium
  • Aug. 29 Orlando, FL Camping World Stadium
  • Aug. 31 Miami, FL Hard Rock Stadium
  • Sept. 11 Arlington, TX AT&T Stadium
  • Sept. 13 New Orleans, LA Mercedes-Benz Superdome
  • Sept. 15 Houston, TX NRG Stadium
  • Sept. 19 Phoenix, AZ University of Phoenix Stadium
  • Sept. 22 Los Angeles, CA Rose Bowl
  • Sept. 23 Los Angeles, CA Rose Bowl
  • Sept. 27 San Diego, CA SDCCU Stadium
  • Sept. 29 Santa Clara, CA Levi’s Stadium
  • Oct. 2 Vancouver, BC BC Place
  • Oct. 4 Seattle, WA CenturyLink Field

Last week, DJ Khaled and Chloe x Halle were announced as On the Run II Tour openers for the North American leg. "We just want to give to the biggest thanks to Beyoncé and Jay-Z for always believing in our artistry and giving us this opportunity," Chloe x Halle said in a statement. The duo previously opened for Beyoncé on her 2016 Formation World Tour.

During this tour, they also share pictures of two children. However, a rep for Beyoncé told BuzzFeed these kids are not Rumi and Sir.