The first comment on YouTube for this reads: "Was here for A Boogie but left with Don Q." And that's exactly right. A Boogie has okay rhymes and runs out of steam after less than two minutes, but Don Q bodies it. He's tough, funny, powerful, and completely in control. In addition, every once in a while he'll throw in a line that will completely change the mood and make things somber (such as his note that at his young age, he's "been to more funerals than graduations"), before ramping back up into the energetic rhymes. This one is a favorite of the Funk Flex fanbase, and for good reason. —Shawn Setaro

Best Bar: "It was tough times, now we fuck dimes/I fuck ni**as' bitches—how can I trust mine?"