Over the weekend, Aziz Ansari dropped all kinds of woke bombs during his Saturday Night Live monologue, including one moment where he compared Chris Brown to Donald Trump:
“I’m sure there’s a lot of people [who] voted for Trump the same way a lot of people listen to the music of Chris Brown, where it’s like, ‘Hey, man! I’m just here for the tunes. I’m just here for the tunes! I don’t know about that other stuff. I just like the dancing and the music. I don’t condone the extracurriculars’. If you think about it, Donald Trump is basically the Chris Brown of politics. And ‘Make America Great Again’ is his ‘These hoes ain’t loyal’."
Somehow, Chris Brown found time to stop beefing with Soulja Boy to address Aziz's comments on Instagram, and because it's Chris Brown, his clapback was far less eloquent.
A video posted by The Shade Room (@theshaderoom) on Jan 22, 2017 at 6:08pm PST
Um, OK. Chris doubled-down, dropping a Shade Room headline with the clip of Aziz's monologue with the following caption: FUCK NO!!!!!! Somebody tell ALADDIN HOP OFF MY DICK!"
A video posted by 1 YOU ❤️ 2 HATE (@chrisbrownofficial) on Jan 22, 2017 at 5:04pm PST
Now, on the one hand, Chris might need to learn how to take a joke, especially when he's the one who's so ready to get on the internet and talk about putting his hands on people. On the flipside, you called dude "Aladdin?" Really? That's kind of the.. .nevermind, we'll let Twitter break down how Chris Brown just f*cked up.
Chris Brown is so lost in the sauce he doesn't even understand how calling Aziz "Aladdin" is EXACTLY why he's the Donald Trump of music. 🙈🙄— MB (@madback) January 23, 2017
Aziz Ansari called Donald Trump the Chris Brown of politics....— Mrs. Jimmy Kudo (@KesharaMack) January 23, 2017
How did Chris respond? A race reference, to "Aladdin".
Chris Brown insults people like a 4th grader. Brown people have been called "Aladdin" for as long as I can remember.— Z (@ZTheJustOK) January 23, 2017
Now I'm not going to say that Chris shouldn't respond, but at least have some tact. Or respond with a real joke of your own. Instead, you got on IG and dropped some Trump-esque comeback, proving Aziz's point.
Hey Chris, I've got something for you.