Fetty Wap, who apparently has the fastest response time of anyone in the music industry, quickly squashed multiple reports claiming he was jumped during an appearance at a gentlemen's club in Washington, D.C. The bulk of the accusations stem from the following:

The video obtained by MediaTakeOut purports to show the assault in progress, which supposedly took place during Fetty Wap's appearance at Stadium Club, though a few loops of the footage reveal nothing of the sort. Predictably, Twitter quickly devolved into a Fetty Wap speculation factory:

Fetty Wap wasted no time issuing a response, keeping it brief and confident on Instagram by telling MediaTakeOut to, in a sense, apologize:

PROTECT FETTY AT ALL COSTS.