Beyoncé is great, "Drunk in Love" is cool and all, but Chris Brown's "New Flame" was the Best R&B Song of 2014, and no award show has the power to revise history or fact. So consider Beck's Grammy coup over Beyoncé a sort of karma, Beyhive. Live by committee, die by committee.

Major label awards spectacle aside, the biggest news in music today is that there's a CyHi the Prince song that I've replayed more than twice. My world is topsy-turvy, and the end is nigh.