Meghan Trainor is bringing anal back with her breakout single, "All About That Bass," and her debut album, which is pop coup despite it unfortunately being titled, yeah, Title. Meghan Trainor, Trojan horse, perverter of children; Kidz Bop will never be the same.

In bigger news from brighter stars, Mark Ronson's comeback album is funky and great, Fall Out Boy is back with a banger single, at least, and Purity Ring is winning me over with their second album, another eternity. So let's get to it, below; let's make this tape pop.