The Gig: Unnamed Bar Mitzvah in Quebec

Where: Congregation Shaar Hashomayim (Quebec, Canada)

Date: June 18, 2011

Songs Performed: "Get Low," obviously. Also: "Who Dat Girl," "You Spin Me Round."

Other Notable Guests: N/A.

Notes: There's little out there on the incident besides a TMZ report, which memorably (at least for those involved) borders on anti-Semitic, which is possibly why they removed it from the site. Thankfully, for us, it still lives on, like everything on the Internet. But it's like: Of course Flo Rida would perform at a Bar Mitzvah in Canada. If there's anything to the idea that there is an opposite to Drake, it's this.