Date: August 2008
Target: Rick Ross
Best Line(s): "It's the kid, 50. Not the fire department. Not the cops. [Laughs]"

Six months before his and 50's feud would officially start—a seeming eternity in RSS feed time—Rick Ross was in the middle of a very rough summer as he battled rumors claiming that he was a one-time corrections officer. (For the record: he was.) So 50 jumped on one of Rozay's tracks, taking a few shots of his own at Officer Roberts. (Related: shooting at a police officer is a felony, which could net you jail time under the supervision of a corrections officer.)