Producer: N/A
Album : Ghetto D
Label : No Limit Records

Evidently, Master P's time spent up in the Bay Area getting his music empire off the ground meant he could count on the smooth Frisco player Rappin' 4-Tay to answer the phones at No Limit Studios. And it's a good thing he did.

When a P impostor calls up, 4-Tay challenges him to prove he's the real P by challenging him to say, "Uhh!" When he responds with something like the sound a poor, wounded animal would make, 4-Tay tells him what we all suspected to begin with: "This ain't no muthafuckin' P!"