Mick: I've got an idea.

Keith: What's that, Mick?

Mick: What say we give the Hells Angels $500 worth of beer to watch over the stage for us at the music festival in California?

Keith: I don't see why not. What could go wrong?

Mick: It's not like they'll be beating people with leaded pool cues.

Keith: Right. Nor stabbing anybody to death.

Mick: I should think not.