People Tearfully Share ACAB Reminders After Godzilla Made Police Chief for a Day in Tokyo

According to local reports, the monster was given the distinction as part of a campaign to promote road safety.

Video via Nippon TV News 24 Japan

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Video via Nippon TV News 24 Japan

Copzilla?

That's the takeaway from recent footage showing Godzilla in a sash amid festivities in Tokyo during which he was formally given the distinction of being a police chief, albeit only for a single day. Per a report from The Japan News, the monumental monster was among those assembled for a parade in Ikebukuro to raise awareness for road and traffic safety issues.

At one point in the proceedings, Godzilla was appointed to serve as a temporary chief by local police

Godzilla was recently appointed as the chief of a Tokyo police station for one day. pic.twitter.com/u5J1kFlw0l

— Kaiju No. 14 (@14_kaiju) March 19, 2024

Expectedly, the moment has been met with global attention, not to mention a slew of jokes shared via a platform I still refuse to refer to as X. Namely, fans of the long-beloved monster, whose newest incarnation here in the States is this month's Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, were quick to jokingly point out their shared disappointment and/or horror.

Someone needs to write a hard-boiled detective movie with Godzilla as the main character. He doesn’t talk, just makes his Godzilla noises, and the fact he’s a man-sized kaiju is never commented on or addressed.

— Larry Baxter (@BeansBaxter78) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @BeansBaxter78

Finally a cop who isn’t corrupt

— Aruce 9 (@Aruce9) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @Aruce9

My goat would never be a cop, that must be Mechagodzilla https://t.co/5yz6TqaeBO

— SlumKong Godzillionaire (@LesFleursBloom) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @LesFleursBloom

What changed https://t.co/fwCqCViUNQ pic.twitter.com/bbtLkomPRx

— Steve Doman (@SteveDHacksaw) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @SteveDHacksaw

This man is an impostor — the real Godzilla was resolute in his anti-authoritarian doctrines https://t.co/Mi2LmYKE3a

— Charles Bramesco (@intothecrevasse) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @intothecrevasse

He wouldn't be a cop realistically but honestly the crime rate would 100% drop significantly because who would want to fuck with this dude like be fr https://t.co/FxxrCJHpFq

— NinjaCat #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 (@creedin__) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @creedin__

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that Godzilla is a cop. https://t.co/9NVNwvtRmm

— Bakuage Sleepo Snoozesnoozer (@RevolverUnit) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @RevolverUnit

ACAB means Godzilla now. https://t.co/6OsQqtxysf pic.twitter.com/pL5s4zTFfW

— Abunchof📦s (@Abunchofboxes) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @Abunchofboxes

acab includes godzilla https://t.co/4Le3AmaGrt

— DVM for alien juggalo rob zombie (@sewage666) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @sewage666

ACAB includes Godzilla 😔 https://t.co/svUS9sPG5c

— karlgerm🇵🇸🍉 (@KarlGerm) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @KarlGerm

*tear rolling down my cheek* ACAB includes Godzilla https://t.co/apQIQLRHwY

— Preston Tompkins (@Prest0nT0mpkins) March 19, 2024
Twitter: @Prest0nT0mpkins

Coverage of Godzilla’s cop-related activities follows the much-deserved Oscar win earlier this month for Godzilla Minus One, written and directed by Takashi Yamazaki. The acclaimed film ultimately beat out The Creator, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning, and Napoleon when taking home the night’s award for Best Visual Effects.

For now, Godzilla Minus One is still not available for at-home viewing here in the States. However, speculation posits that an official VOD date could arrive in the coming weeks, with a Blu-ray rollout in Japan already slated for May.

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