Thousands Sign Petition to Make North and South Dakota 'MegaKota'

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If you're looking for another exhibit to add to your "Democracy was a mistake" case, look no further than this online petition gaining buzz in the emptier bits of the United States. Thousands of people have signed on to a petition to merge North and South Dakota into one giant mass called "MegaKota." 

Petition creator Dillan Stewart was fairly straightforward with his reasoning for wanting to lump together the two states. 

"I think it'd be pretty cool to have a state called MegaKota so yeah," he wrote on the Change.org petition that has garnered over 7,000 signatures. 

That's not to say Dillan's reasons are entirely aesthetic. He also has an eye on the future and fairer representation for American territories.

"Oh yeah and then maybe Puerto Rico can be a state and we wont have to change our flag," he added. 

Twitter users expressed their support for the unification of the Dakotas. 

“MegaKota shall crush all in her path." Uniting North and South Dakota might be an odd idea, but at the least the name is pretty cool. https://t.co/E6Q43mqRgE pic.twitter.com/scmogtVryL

— Becca S. (@beccaLsimon) January 9, 2019

We don't need two Dakotas. Especially when one is mostly just an ice wasteland anyway.
Create #Megakota

— ⚙️Mach⚙️ (@bdragon74) October 5, 2018

One user even created a map and stat sheet for the massive state. 

Last night, inspired by the joke petition to marge South and North Dakota into a new “Megakota” state, I — as I am wont to do — went a bit overboard: https://t.co/smHtys13Ij cc @argusleader pic.twitter.com/qjSvnw6HXC

— David H. Montgomery (@dhmontgomery) January 9, 2019

Of course, MegaKota probably isn't happening any time soon, since no one really wants the icy bits at the top. 

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