Marco Rubio's Coronavirus 'Marshall Law' Typo Gives Worried Americans Something to Laugh About

We never thought we'd say this but: Thank you, Marco Rubio.

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Florida Republican Marco Rubio somehow found a way to become the subject of some passionate roasting on Monday.

Indeed, despite "marshall law" not being an actual thing, Rubio took to the tweets to urge everyone to cease "spreading stupid rumors" about it. "COMPLETELY FALSE," he declared, presumably in an attempt to reference anyone who was claiming martial law would be put into effect amid novel coronavirus concerns.

In the same tweet, Rubio repeated the error, stated that social distancing efforts were "NOT marshall law."

Please stop spreading stupid rumors about marshall law.

COMPLETELY FALSE

We will continue to see closings & restrictions on hours of non-essential businesses in certain cities & states. But that is NOT marshall law.

— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) March 16, 2020

While much can be said with great validity about the overall unimportance of tweeted typos from politicians amid what will easily go down as the most confounding and terrifying year in recent memory, the Rubio gaffe inadvertently offered some much-needed respite from the mania on Monday.

Perfect

— Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 (@OlgaNYC1211) March 16, 2020

BREAKING: Florida man who endorsed a birther for president, has thoughts on spreading stupid rumors.https://t.co/WnwXWpbxxH

— Old Rant Dump (@TrumpinTheShark) March 16, 2020

this mf said marshall law pic.twitter.com/w4PR8Sz740

— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) March 16, 2020

I knew he had a store, but didn’t realize he had a law too.

That Marshall, he’s a multitasker.

Marshall Law pic.twitter.com/yiCo9Rmeqc

— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) March 16, 2020

Rubio really tweeted "marshall law" pic.twitter.com/rocVlC67kG

— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) March 16, 2020

marshall law pic.twitter.com/Y8NJY9tf4g

— erin? (@earinro) March 16, 2020

I am a huge fan of Marshall Law, personally. https://t.co/3gm4ivkXK4 pic.twitter.com/x2FbNhwpDf

— Adam Serwer 🍝 (@AdamSerwer) March 16, 2020

This fall on NBC: Marshall Law. pic.twitter.com/qvke3PtTxJ

— LAUGH GALLERY-May 26th tix in bio (@grahamclark) March 16, 2020

In addition to the general roastings sampled above, a few were quick to get a bit more specific by linking the gaffe to Eminem, a.k.a. Marshall Mathers.

Marshall Law is the Real Slim Shady.

— Linda Holmes thisislindaholmes.com (@lindaholmes) March 16, 2020

if "Marshall Law" isn't Eminem's next diss track what are we even doing pic.twitter.com/8ujdrl39Bt

— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 16, 2020
Sorry guys... Marshall Law: not a thing. https://t.co/YKm1b5UGBE

Eminem later caught wind of it all and took to Twitter to say that it's "not a thing."

Enjoy the jokes, as they're very necessary for maintaining one's sanity in times like these, but also make time to keep an eye on COVID-19 developments. The CDC, for example, has recommended that organizers cancel or postpone all gatherings of more than 50 people for at least the next eight weeks. For a solid exhibit on what not to do, consider the Disney World happenings from this weekend.

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