Bodega Turkey Sandwich With Ungodly Amount of Greens Perplexes Humankind

Sandwich looks tasty, to be honest.

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A sandwich with an amount of greens some may consider preposterous is of global interest on this otherwise somber Friday.

The intended turkey sandwich, documented for all to see by comedian/writer/producer Josh Gondelman (of Desus & Mero and Last Week Tonight), appears to be unfathomably stacked with spinach and, perhaps, other delightful greens. 

I don’t know what message she’s trying to send, but the lady at my bodega snuck an entire salad into my turkey sandwich. pic.twitter.com/g8tYMI4Gkp

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 12, 2019

To be fair, spinach is delicious. And in the spirit of fulfilling my word count obligations before embedding a bunch of tweets, much can also be said of spinach's nutritional prowess. Kale still stands tall, however.

Gondelman later warned that this greens-overstuffed sandwich methology was growing into an "epidemic" of sorts, highlighting a similar act of handheld food construction that was Twitter-documented by comedian and lettuceheads-angerer Zak Toscani.

"Stay indoors," Gondelman advised.

It’s an epidemic, people. Stay indoors. https://t.co/zBpW03wDOV

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 12, 2019

Anyway, let's all down some extremely green sandwiches whilst enjoying some lively commentary on this artful occurrence:

this is very distressing

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 12, 2019

This is a free bonus salad.

— Roma Panganiban (@romapancake) December 12, 2019

too much turkey https://t.co/GoO0AXEwwK

— lowraynah ☆ (@Iowraynah) December 13, 2019

Why does this look good to me? https://t.co/ljLkf5ncPh

— Steff (@_Ornacia) December 13, 2019

Bout to turn into popeye after eating that sandwich 💪🏻 https://t.co/f8NLzMfzka

— eight13bets 🦈 (@ihatesprint81) December 13, 2019

Kaila I swear this is unedited!!! Here it is without being cropped. pic.twitter.com/OXWGBkZGMO

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 12, 2019

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