In case there was any confusion, Elon Musk has gone on record as saying he doesn't "know how to smoke pot, or anything."

Indeed, in a new interview with CBS' 60 Minutes, Musk elaborated on his personal relationship with cannabis. "I do not smoke pot," he said. "As anyone who watched [his appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast] could tell, I have no idea how to smoke pot, or anything. I don't know how to smoke anything, honestly."

Speaking more generally on his eventful year, Musk said he's simply being himself. "I'm just being me," he said. "I'm certainly under insane stress and crazy hours but the system would have failed if I was truly erratic."

Musk's refusal to inhale Rogan's show is now the stuff of meme legend, giving his updated backstory to said dalliance a fair chance at attaining similar glory:

Fascinating.

I hope Musk will at least consider the inclusion of a celebratory blunt to celebrate our first human Mars landing.