What's even the point of copping rare, exorbitantly expensive gear if not to wear it in front of the photographers posted up outside fashion shows? Sure, that may be disheartening to hear, but it's true. Don't get down though. We took at look our own look massive grip—EIGHT GALLERIES, FAM!—of NYFW street style courtesy of the legend George Elder and provided that much-needed Four Pins scorching hot take. Got caught wearing the same thing twice? GOTCHA, BITCH. Showed up to a single show and stunted on thirstballs trying their hardest to get street styled? SHOUT OUT TO YOU. Wearing the wackest accessory known to man? LMAO EMBARRASSING. Without further ado, we're pleased to present the inaugural Fall/Winter 2015 Street Style Awards.
1. streetstyleawardslead
2. best re-up eugene puffer
3. most cliche wooster photo
4. rarest pokemon flaccavento
5. la puma sighting
6. kanye sighting
7. best one hit wonder agyesh
Best One-Hit Wonder: Agyesh Madan
Agyesh, formerly of Isaia, is the man behind hat and accessories band Stoffa. His tendencies to materialize in public for a single moment (usually at Pitti) and then up and disappear for months at a time, make him the leading one-hit wonder anytime some street style drops. Gotta leave them wanting more, right?
8. one jian sighting
9. Best and only moy sighting
The Only Time We Saw Jon Moy
Straight up, Jon Moy was a fucking ghost during Fashion Week. Dude showed up to, like, three shows at most and then went about his business. He didn't even come into the Complex offices ONCE. NOT ONCE. Here he is, once again, not actually working or providing anything of substance to society. Typical Moy.
10. Best flex in TB
11. most likely to include himself to show off his coat
12. Awkward squad
13. accessories
Worst Accessory: Whatever The Fuck This 50 Shades of Lame S&M Glove Thing Is, D.I.Y. Lego Tote Bait (TIE)
Both of these things are incredibly fucking dumb.
14. best bootleg
15. most reads four pins once fit
16. iam gallo
17. LAS
Most Likely To Force George To Shoot Him All Week: Lawrence Schlossman
Who else could it be but the benevolent overlord himself? It was a feat to see him linger around just long enough to get his photo taken, like, every single day, but not long enough to seem that weird about it. I guess that's something you learn as your soul slowly and steadily becomes an ashy piece of charcoal. But yeah, what a fucking scam.