Shurt Feelings: Volume XV

"Shurt Feelings" is an ongoing series in which we make fun of the dumbest T-shirts of the week.

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Congrats, my guy. You're officially lookin' like the most gangster dinner napkin at Snoop Dogg's son's prom after party.

Honestly, I don't think your audience is going to get this brilliant graphical metaphor you've created here, dawgie. Negative zero street "goons" watch hockey and zero hockey players buy streetwear, so you're pretty much ass'd out on this one. Also, faux sports jersey shirts are the streetwear equivalent of tuxedo shirts.

Firstly, this is 4000% proof that online streetwear sites will sell ANYTHING. This is a fucking McDonald's T-shirt. Let that settle in for just one second. An actual ass McDonald's shirt. To make matters worse, they got the only streetwear tee model in the game that's on a hunger strike. How's that shit for irony? This dude looks like he sits on Jeff Dunham's lap and tells horrible jokes.

No shortage of T-shirts featuring desktop backgrounds from yoga studios in the game right now. Not sure if that was the inspo for this or the "designer" drew what he saw when he squished his fingers against his closed eyelids.

This is the official uniform for dudes that work the front desk at tanning salons. Brayden, (extra sus Y version of the name, mind you) is going to try and get your girl to buy the "diamond package" even though he knows damn well she doesn't need it. Then, once she leaves, he's going to turn some Tyga up super loud until his manager Antonio comes back from the empanada run.

Streetwear is really on this kick of trying to make holiday dashikis that can Voltron into T-shirts. Cut and sew what, my guy? This shit is like fashion patty cake. And why is this flagrance always in the form of a pocket tee? Your Beats By Dre aren't gonna fit in there no matter how hard you try, homie.

I would be a bit more intimidated by your claims of being LOCO if you didn't look like Mark Sanchez with Hepatitis A through Z.

Oh, are you? I was not informed. Forgive me. And you even got yourself a little hashtag shoutout under this award winning graphic. That's cool. So, you're thinking that when people see this Shroud of Turdin that they are going to be instantly compelled to find out who made it by searching the hashtag? Das hella genius.

Can we PLEASE have one of those for companies that keep insisting on making products with white text on black background? Sleep is the cousin of death, but it's also the state I'd have to be in for someone to put this on my body.

Name three things you can't get from a plastisol graphic printed on an Alstyle white tee?

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Why are you dudes so obsessed with the fucking Monopoly guy anyway? Shit's a board game that you never really finish, sort of like your community college degree.