Shurt Feelings: The 10 Worst T-Shirts Of 2013

"Shurt Feelings" is an ongoing series in which we make fun of the dumbest T-shirts of the week.

Twenty thirteen is pretty much a wrap. I am typing this from the southern regions of California chilling next to a vanishing edge pool. Oh, y'all still fuck with pools that got edges still? *Jadakiss laugh* Life is good. The sun is shining. The birds are singing whatever the bird equivalent of Future's "Sh!t Remix" is whilst I peruse back through this year's worth of absolutely terrible fucking T-shirts. After doing which I came to the following conclusion: This shit will never stop! *does Puffy shake from '95* Ever.

As long as there is a terrible idea and some 23-year-old "artrepreneur" willing to produce these suspect silk-screened atrocities, then "Shurt Feelings" will always be a form of employment. And that's a very good thing. Everyone wins. Dudes that think wearing a tee featuring a pit bull with tits, smoking a blunt and ironing a pair of grape Jordans is cool get new shirts and I get to subtly point out how wild crazy human males are. Everyone is eating off this, dawgie. It's like a whole fiscal ecosystem is created off this shit. It's miraculous. Now sit back in your Internet recliner and slide through what I think has to be 10 of the worst T-shirts from the 2-0-1-3.

And just where exactly are you off to, Elliott? Are you going to be late for Saggy Beanie Traplordian Fuckboi practice? Got chur lil uniform all on and shit. You got a big day ahead of you. Those pieces of toilet paper aren't just going to impregnate themselves.

It took all of one season to make sublimation printing worthless. Dawgie, what do you ACTUALLY think this shirt says about you? Like, what does this T-shirt say that we can't already ascertain from your aura? Cause your aura is giving off heavy "I leave winking emojis on females Instgram pictures from 32 weeks back and dress like a cute kitten calendar raped me" vibes.

Until science creates a way for sad boyz to physically alter themselves into a New Order album these kinds of tees will be their only option. We get it. You're deep. You like various feelz. You think your musical taste and penchant for florals is gonna let you slide in a female's mind like you're smoother than a dolphin's dick, but you fail to realize that females don't really choose men solely on their terrible T-shirts and aspirational iTunes playlists.

The official uniform for the Church Of Latter Day Taints. Guys, I'm gonna make a simple rule to help you all out when considering purchasing a T-shirt that looks even close to this. If the shit looks like something that would be on one of Lil B's condoms then DON'T BUY IT.

I think this is from that brand that makes artisinal GIFs, but I don't know. I guess if you think his shirt looks good because you saw a video of iced out unicorns fucking and hear the "MIKE WILLLLLLLLL MADE IT" sample then I don't think I can speak to somebody on your level. You probably speak another language and my whole plea just now sounded like Avatar language.

Straight outta Club Venom with this heater. If you thought this was gonna make you look like a turnt up Siegfried and Roy then congrats to you, Thomas (pronounced "Toe Mas"), because it does. No amounts of cocaine or molly would make this acceptable attire for anything. Even if you went to a costume party and the theme was "White Bengal Tiger With Blue Eyes" this shit would still be egregiously inappropriate.

I didn't rank these, but I'm highly sure that this is the worst one in the list. This shit is not even supposed to make sense in any universe. This looks like the kinda tee John Travolta would make you wear on his yacht while you serve him and his guests gluten free vegan sliders.

What my dude here is actually allergic to is the the inside of a female's legs. I'm picking up some heavy "I have EVERYTHING Kid Cudi has ever recorded in one playlist" wavelengths from homie's pure, unadulterated flagrance. This looks more like the shirt Selena Gomez slips into after a concert than a shirt for members of the male race.

Why does this dude have sunglasses on? His future is not going to be very bright. Unless, by future you meant updating eBay auctions and watching muted porn in between tweeting "Top 5 Dead Or Alive MC" lists hourly. Also, I get the whole "Dead Presidents" meaning these mob/villain characters were after that money, but it still doesn't really make any sense. Like, imagine if this just said "MALE ACTORS" instead.

2013 was the year guys thought they could get away with wearing some Napoleon Dynamite x Lisa Frank collbo joints. Nah. That was never cleared by any of the higher ups, but I saw these Trapper Keeper animal shirts everywhere. Gone are the days when you saw a person wearing this and could ascertain beyond a reasonable doubt that they were harmless. Now, you might actually have to be friendly to them because they could possibly be a buyer from PacSun.