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NFL players: They're bigger than you, they're richer than you, they take more ice baths than you do. Doesn't mean they know how dress though. Sure, head injuries are a major problem for America's most popular sports league, but is severe head trauma an excuse for such severe fashion failure? In the name of calling out penalties for class interference, check out Equipment Violation: 10 NFL Players In Horrible Suits.
Vernon Davis
Complex says: Vernon Davis looks about ready for his senior prom, clueless velvet sportcoat and all.
Michael Irvin
Complex says: Craig Sager called. He wants his jacket back.
Osi Umenyiora
Complex says: Osi Umenyiora wearing the latest from the HARVEY by Steve Harvey collection.
Charlie Peprah, Jarrett Bush, and Desmond Bishop
Complex says: This picture probably went down like this...
Charlie Peprah: "LET OUR POWERS COMBINE! EARTH!"
Jarrett Bush: "WIND!"
Desmond Bishop: "AND FIRE!"
Thomas DeCoud
Complex says: That jacket DeCoudn't fit him any tighter. And the red bowtie? Holy shit... did Pee-Wee Herman turn into the HULK?!
Clay Matthews
Complex says: It's nice that in a pinch, Shaq let Clay Matthews borrow a spare suit. That's the only reason we can think of that this jacket would be that huge.
Michael Strahan
Complex says: Michael Strahan, channeling the charismatic, evangelical preachers who want to tell you all about Jesus.
Eli Manning
Complex says: Eli Manning, wearing a hand-me-down he got from big brother Peyton.
Tiki Barber
Complex says: ...You definitely need a Tiki Stylist.
Robert Griffin III
Complex says: It's nice that the Redskins' new hope will carry on the district's reputation of dressing like shit.
