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Battenwear comes correct with this fly mustard parka. MUSTARD, MOTHERFUCKERS. I’m telling you. Fashion people love mustard and so do I. I also love parkas so you can imagine how chub I am right now. This particular guy has a bunch of interior pockets, which are the fucking bes,t man. You can stash all kinds of awesome stuff and not worry about getting pickpocketed. Why am I so concerned about being pickpocketed? Because that’s what all the tour guides say to watch out for in like EVERY CITY THAT IS NOT IN THE UNITED STATES.