This Isn't A Goddamn Picnic

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I've never met a shop coat I didn't like and this one from Niche is no exception. It's chambray, so don't worry about being too uncomfortable when your significant other elects to eat outside to enjoy the summer day, but it's noon and a maple syrup infused breakfast of carbohydrates and caffeine does not lend itself to full sun sitting on top of concrete. I'm always choosing to eat inside. This isn't a goddamn picnic. PICNICS ARE CHEAP. All you need is a big ol' bottle of wine and, like, some Cheez-Its. I'm not waiting 25 minutes to eat some "inventive takes on eggs benedict" outside like a fucking wilding.

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