Man, Monitaly makes really nice coats. And not, like, subtly nice either. Nah, really fucking nice. Everyone you know will definitely remark, "Wow, that's a really nice coat." Too bad it costs $800. That is a lot of money for a coat, even a really nice one. Like, you have to be prepared to sacrifice for this coat. 800 dollars can really fuck up a monthly budget. Sure, you probably could take your significant other out on a really nice weekend trip, but they have to understand that sometimes the whole team has to sacrifice in order for one of us to have a really nice jacket that we want. How did that sound, guys? I'm thinking of emailing it to my girlfriend.
