You guys ever sit in your cubicle, open desk plan, office, lecture hall or library and think to yourself, "I wonder what parka Jon would buy if I gave him exactly 467 British Pounds to spend?' Well, it would probably be this Monitaly joint. It has a bunch of pockets, including some removable pockets. I repeat, REMOVABLE FUCKING POCKETS. I want this parka so I can go on a solo camping trip and wear it while staring at incredibly beautiful vistas. When I told my girlfriend about my plan to go solo camping she was like, "By solo camping do you mean smoking weed by yourself?" And I was like, "Damn, you know me so well. Buy me this parka?"
