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Hypebeasts aren't the only ones guilty of taking selfies (or having others take "candid" photos of them), but when one of their pics hits your timeline or feed, you instantly know there's going to be some sort of element of Supreme, camo, Jordans, or simply a pure flex of their purchasing capabilities. It's just the mark of the beast.
But there really are nuanced differences between the different types of selfies that hypebeasts take. They might all look the same on the surface, but dig a little deeper and you'll understand the subtleties in composition, subject matter, and pure beauty of aesthetic. Whether you want to understand these elusive creatures a little better, or figure out who to unfollow, these are The 10 Types of Selfies Hypebeasts Love to Take.
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The "Yeah, I really need to start planning my laundry days better," selfie.
The "I feel so weird posing on camera. How does this look? What do I do with my hands?" selfie.
The "Yo get my full 'fit while I ride this escalator, which is a metaphor for my flourish. Oh wait, it's going down," selfie.
The "I'm the motherfuckin' king of this cul-de-sac," selfie.
The "I'm not a hypebeast. Wearing leather pants in Miami and sweating my ass off is part of my work-out plan," selfie.
The "Okay now pretend you're smoking. Hurry, before the playground monitor comes back!" selfie.
The "I just took a shit and that's why the Lysol is out," selfie.
The "Yeah, I skate. And everyone knows the most important thing about sk8ing is keeping the stickers on your board pristine," selfie.
The "Wait, let's put the South Beach 8s in the background. Can't just try and flex in the foreground," selfie.
The "Oh my gosh, you boys look so cute when you match. Let me take your picture before I drive you to the mall!" selfie taken by mom.
