10 Celebrity Kids Who Are More Stylish Than You

We know what you've already angrily typed into the comment section: "THESE KIDS GET SHOWERED WITH FREE GEAR AND ARE BORN WEALTHY." Yes, some of them were even born into families with stylists who've been draping their parents out for years. To that we say, go cry about it somewhere else.

There are plenty of people, adult and adolescent, who have tons of dough to stock their closet but zero sensibility of how to pull it off. However, these kids were born with an innate early ability to simply shut it down on the playground. Give them props, maybe even take some cues from them if you're really at a loss of how to stunt. Just don't hate. Read on for 10 Celebrity Kids Who are More Stylish Than You. (Note: we set the age limit at under 15. Sorry, Jaden.)

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Age: 4
Son of: Robin Thicke and Paula Patton

Robin and Paula's only child is rarely seen, but lately when he is, the swag lives up to his middle name. Lil' Thicke is a new entry to the Young Hollywood Juniors Illuminati, but don't expect him to play the [park] bench for long.

Ages: 7 and 5
Sons of: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

As they settled into parenthood, Gwen and Gavin's style cooled off, sort of like how most non-rich parents who don't have 17 nannies at their disposal do. But if these last few years are any indication, their two sons are going to easily pick up the couple's mantle of hip, kinda grunge, yet also clean style.

Age: 13
Son of: Spike Lee

In addition to being, quite hilariously, a dead ringer for his dad, Jackson not only takes after Spike in a style sense, but (as all children should be) he's the better version. His kick game goes beyond Js to rare come-ups like Yeezys or Air Mags, for one. And even though he probably had no choice in being a Knicks fan, he pulls off the courtside blue-orange looks as if it's not the wildest color combination ever.

Age: 6
Son of: Brad Kroenig

So, being the son of a male model is kind of a swag layup. But while other 6 year-olds get propped for making macaroni fridge-paintings, this dude's getting hailed as the gawd Lagerfeld's latest muse and strutting down runways with Cara Delvigne. Nepotism? Sure, but who cares when he's flourishing this effortlessly.

Age: 9
Son of: Solange Knowles

Almost a decade of tagging along with the increasingly artsy Solange would surely inspire any kid to tap into his own creativity. Add in a designer grandma and freaking Jay Z and Beyoncé as aunt and uncle (they basically kidnapped him anytime they felt like playing parent pre-Blue Ivy) and not only do you have one fresh child, but one that's already plotting his own takeover, too.

Julez gives off that prodigy genius vibe as he's no doubt soaking up every lesson he can from his #NewRules-setting fam. For the time being he's chosen fashion as his entry point, designing T-shirts back in 2011 as part of Japan tsunami relief, but we all know he's not going to stop until he's Blue Ivy's consigliere in the New World Order twenty years from now.

Age: 4
Son of: Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian

The offspring of the most stylish lord of all time and a Kardashian is basically royalty, as far as this country is concerned. And with Uncle Kanye's added influence already taking hold of Scott, the game will be firmly in Murda Ma$e's palm once he enters the full swing of his toddler years. Don't be surprised if he's surpassed every other progeny on this list by like 2017.

Age: 14
Son of: Matthew Weiner

Obviously young Arlo isn't allowed to indulget in all Mad Men-related aspects yet, but being the son of the show's creator he's no doubt been exposed to at least the show's killer style, and he liked what he saw. When the kid was just 8 he scored multiple looks from GQ, not even out of nepotism but simply because the swag demanded it. To this day we're not sure if the young G has ever even worn just a simple T-shirt. Trying to stay clean on the playground must be tough as fuck.

Age: 13
Son of: Streetwear Gawds, most likely

Mike's allowance must be substantial. But it takes much more than just dropping stacks to basically become the Lord of Tumblr, the supremely accomplished hypebeast extraordinaire who has more Hood by Air than Rocky and is well-versed enough to comment on which season he liked best. Any given Outfit of the Day Instagram post—which he's kind enough to detail piece-by-piece because he knows and we know you're taking notes—probably features at minimum a $5,000 alphet, presented like light work. Don't be mad because he's styling on you.

Ages: 14, 12, 9
Sons of: David and Victoria Beckham

This should come as absolutely no surprise. Sure, the alphets generally don't fall far from the tree when it comes to stylish parents, but in the Beckhams case there's got to be like, a freshness encoding in the DNA. No son of David the Gawd and his queen Posh Spice is going to sully the family rep, so these three probably aren't even allowed to leave the house until their swag's fully reached a 100 thousand trillion. Which, in this household, probably comes rather easily.

Age: 5
Son of: Two regular, albeit rich, common folk

Mom's a freelance stylist but even she wasn't prepared for how strongly her son would take over fashion, and how far his influence would reach. Want proof? His teacher's boyfriend was taking cues from the five-year-old's Instagram, unaware that the paste-eating child he was emulating was in his girl's class, SMH. Once his parents noticed his interest, they agreed to keep his [walk-in] closet perennially filled to the brim with every on-trend brand.

The result: Alonso has become his own celebrity without carry-over fame from the 'rents. Over 100,000 followers stay up on his style cues through his mom's account and fans even stop him in public for pics—if he's not too tired to grant them, that is. His parents swear he's polite and grounded, which is a lot more than any of us can say if our follower count was at six-figure levels.