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Headlines serve many functions: to be informative, to provide a preview of the story ahead, and to get the reader's attention. Remember newspapers? Editors had to think of clever ways to get people to by them on the street. Over the years, there have been many news headline fails, especially in the sexual department. Don't find yourself making or falling for one of these 20 Accidentally Sexual News Headlines anytime soon, unless that's part of your strategy, of course.
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Sex offenders pitch tents
Sex offenders pitch tents
We're sure they pitch tents everywhere, all the time.
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Student excited dad got head job
Student excited dad got head job
The student gives a wide open smile to express her happiness.
Cumming hailed as inspiration to gay youth
Cumming hailed as inspiration to gay youth
His name is actually Cumming. What were you thinking?
Tight end returns after colon surgery
Tight end returns after colon surgery
Sounds like it was a successful surgery.
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Deer with big rack female, it turns out
Deer with big rack female, it turns out
Yoda makes an observation and writes a newspaper headline.
Condom truck tips, spills load
Condom truck tips, spills load
What exactly was spilled along with the condoms?
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Tiger Woods plays with his own balls, Nike says
Tiger Woods plays with his own balls, Nike says
Nike must know a lot about Tiger.
Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference
Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference
Let's get this clear, the lady's name is Jacks.
Under 15s are all stripped and ready for action
Under 15s are all stripped and ready for action
We hope the article elaborates on what kind of action these kids are ready for.
Man beats off cougar with his bare hands
Man beats off cougar with his bare hands
Who would ever do such a thing?
After sex sting, AP governor Tiwari ejects prematurely
After sex sting, AP governor Tiwari ejects prematurely
Governor Tiwari did not intend for this to happen.
Girls' schools still offering 'something special' - head
Girls' schools still offering 'something special' - head
No need for the single quotes, we think that's plenty special indeed.
Freshman Talley makes best of her 2 soggy holes
Freshman Talley makes best of her 2 soggy holes
Read past the headline to find out Talley actually has talent, she plays golf.
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters
After 200 meters of Dix, he had no other choice.
72 holes not enough at Women's Open
72 holes not enough at Women's Open
How many holes can you count at the Women's Open?
Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
Republicans have found a new reason to dislike the President.
