Shout out to Oi Polloi for locking down this Peter Scott Aran sweater in an exclusive colorway. I'm not gonna stop writing about off-white chunky knit sweaters until every single one of our readers has one. There's no way for me to verify that all of you have bought one, so I guess I'll just be writing about 'em from here to eternity. SUCKS FOR YOU GUYS. I'm gonna wear this one with some slightly sagged jeans and Reeboks and finally perfect my "wealthy dad on his second family who takes his stepchildren to Jamaica when the best vacation he ever took with his first family was to the Wisconsin Dells."